May 21, 2011

It's coming



I'm telling you, the penis craze is coming. I'm preparing for it. It's going to hit hard and fast AND deep. You won't even see it coming, you'll just feel it. People are going to want as much as possible and will probably pay any price to get their hands on some. So I say start drawing them now, so when the penetrates the hearts and minds of the world, you'll be ready to give them what they want. For a price. I figure I'll have about 200 different paintings ready to go before it hits.
Be ready.

PS. For some reason this . . . er Wolverine vs. Hulk picture was pretty popular last year. I sold 2 . . . because I only had 2.

May 17, 2011

Gotta Go Fast

What can I say ...



Gotta go fast

My Sonic print for this year. 100% Sonic quality.

Sep 24, 2010

Interspecies breeding

Ok, these ones got a little out of hand. Granted they are the more odd looking of the monsters but maybe I could have held back a bit more.


Sep 19, 2010

Monster Hunter Cafe

I went down to the local monster watering hole. With my trusty binoculars in hand, I drew everyone who showed up for a drink.


Sep 15, 2010

More souls for the offering!


Right after the Shadow of the Colossus/ICO ps3 bundle was confirmed, my game of the year 2009, Demon's Souls, achieved Greatest Hits status. This almost guarantees a sequel since it sold 500,000+ copies out of no where.

Sep 11, 2010

They'll be bigger than ever!



Wal-mart is already taking preorders. It must be true! Finally it has come!

Sep 10, 2010

You don't have half of the map to this.

*Spoilers ahead! If you actually believe Monster Hunter can be spoiled*

Boy oh boy, that last boss. Giant leviathan elder dragon. Ceadeus! He sure beats Lao Shan Lung in epicness. A huge lumbering dragon slowly walking down a canyon towards a city wall with some defenses. Pfft.
I'd rather have my giant, elegant, horned whale, gliding through massive underwater caves lit by thin beams of light from above. It was incredibly surreal. Helped mainly by the music. And in the end he actually fights you, all the while some track, reminiscent of Ghost in the Shell, plays in the background. Either way it was a great "final" boss.




I really should add in Cha-cha to the right to balance this thing's composition out but just having the one character fits the feel much better.