Letters to Jon Suh

The elusive Jon Suh, always disappearing, going MIA and generally not existing. To get his attention I attempted to stir his interest with a couple of letters I would send daily:

Hey, Jon
Last night we went to see Transformers 2 and my god, there was this Fatalis in the seat behind us. So LOUD, constantly laughing at the stupidest things and yelling out the transformer's names when they came on screen then cheering. Wow it was awful. We really need to kill that guy.


Sup Jon!
The other day I made some applecrisp for the family. I set it out to cool in the back and you wouldn't believe what happened. A damn Fatalis came up and ate half the damn thing! What is with those guys? We really need to do something about them.


So Jon, I was thinking of driving over to your place today but a fatalis broke one of the car windows and stole the thumb dials off the car radio. I couldn't believe it! What does a fatalis need with thumb dials? Probably wouldn't fetch much for them. I say we take this loser OUT.


Wasn't it your birthday yesterday? I wouldn't want to miss that. Always goodtimes! I love that chair. I heard a fatalis broke it or something. Don't you just hate those guys? Why don't you come over, we'll eat and take one out.


Ok enough is enough. I was asked to make tortellini salad for dinner, so I go to pick up the stuff from no frills. What do I see when I get there? Fatalis! Shoppingcart full of meat tortellini! None left in the fridge. What a jerk. It's like he knew I needed it. Fatalis has been everywhere in the past week stirring up trouble. We need to kill this thing before it bothers us anymore. What do you say?

Sadly these letters did not save Jon Suh from the abyss of non-existence.

Argent Tournament

The Argent Tournament is now in full swing! What an interesting twist on dungeons. Arena style single encounter bosses. The lowest level starts with some jousting. There's me on my horde mount and my jousting helm.



Then you fight the jousters on foot, followed by a Paladin or a Priest boss. Paladin is like some special-ops guy that throws flash bangs, the priest is a summoner and brings in bosses from your past! Like Shadow Onyxia and Hogger The Guild Destroyer!



Then this jerk, the Black Knight, comes in and crashes the party. I killed him last month why is he back as an undead? He sheds parts of his body till he's just a loser ghost then he dies.


Also a penguin.

You will grow 3 sizes larger ... there will be no 4.

So, Alan Rickman is the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland. How fitting? I don't know.

You're a Dalek, Harry.

Um ... Harry Potter crossed with a Dalek from Dr.Who, the stars of the show for sure. Ya, it's pretty weird and now I'm thinking I should have made it a Voldemort Dalek, since he is hair and nose-less. He'd also probably be more willing to EXTERMINATE ALL MUGGLES! or something. Next time ...

Here ... eat this.

Souvlaki for lunch! Went downtown and got exactly this!(did I take the ref picture for this? Who knows) I also learned that trying to paint sliced up pork junk and make it look like sliced up pork junk is harder than it looks. I figured Hey this is a mess of reds, browns and pinks I can just mess around and it'll be perfect. Not so. I do like my golden fries though.

How to prepare and cook Gnome:

1. Strip off clothing you are not willing to eat.
2. Tie to stick or spear.
3. Add apple, eat and enjoy.

BUR & BEE

I was challenged! To place a bear in a lewd situation but still make him dopey and innocent. I may have failed critically but I couldn't resist finishing it. Look it him dumping his honey all over that bee. Obviously a bear of conscience as he cares to return the honey he stole from those hard working insects. What a nice guy ... I think I'd do the same!